British People Stuck in Traffic

People think all British people do is THIS AIN'T FUCKING ONE OF 'EM CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE 'EM THOUGH THEY DO NOT LIVE IN FUCKING ENGLAND What's worse than being stuck behind a learner driver? They say if you look at something for long enough Americans drive on that side of the road EVER

A British man in a car delivers an angry, profane comedy monologue while footage shows trains blocking roads, traffic jams, learner drivers, and congested motorways around the UK. The joke mocks stereotypes about Britain and contrasts the idea of living in the “fast lane” with the reality of endless traffic and stationary cars. It works as a reaction video for frustrating commutes, bad driving, and British self-deprecating humor.

People think all British people do is drink tea, eat crumpets and talk about Harry Potter all day. Ain't true. We're sitting cunts in traffic! There's some beautiful parts to this country. Beautiful parts where you can just sit for hours and enjoy the view. This ain't fucking one of a- The wildlife in the UK can be very dangerous. If you feel threatened, take all safety precautions. Fuck off! This is British comedy at its finest. Oh, look at us. We're a normal country. We sell cars. Can't fucking drive them, though! British countryside. Sometimes you can sit here for hours and look at it. Also, sometimes you have- No fucking choice! You know what they say about people who live life in the fast lane, don't you? They do not live in fucking England! OOOOOOOH! Oh, there's no traffic, the lights green, but hold on! It's a fucking learner! It's a good joke. What's worse than being stuck behind a learner drive-on? Being stuck behind two of the selfish pricks! Do you want to live in London? Do you want to live life in the fast lane? Good fucking luck, FIGHT! They say if you look at something for long enough, you'll start to love it. Well I'll be shoving my cock in a fucking brake lights Edward! What the fuck do they call it a rush hour? Slow down everyone! Calm down! It's not a race! Stop rushing! Americans drive on that side of the road. But in England, on this side of the road, you sit here and do fucking nothing! Got another joke? What British people in a statue got in common? We literally never fucking move! Ever!

• @jeppa420 / 17004 2021-05-06