Donetsk People’s Militia Loadout

Congratulations Pvt. Conscriptovic, you have been mobilized into the glorious Donetsk People's Militia! Before you can fight the NATO fascists you must choose the gear you will carry into battle. Do your Motherland proud! You Have 20 points Helmet 1 2 3 4 Body Armor None lmao 2 3 5 7 Carrier Rig 1 2 3 4 5 Boots 1 2 3 4 5 Primary Weapon 2 3 4 5 Sidearm 2 3 4 Specialty 3 2 3 3

A mock military equipment-selection screen addresses a newly mobilized private and gives them 20 points to spend on helmets, body armor, carrier rigs, boots, weapons, sidearms, and specialty gear. The joke parodies video game loadout menus by presenting mismatched real-world military equipment, from casual shoes and improvised armor to increasingly serious weapons, alongside exaggerated propaganda about fighting NATO fascists. It is used as an absurd reaction to being drafted, preparing for battle, or choosing gear with a limited budget.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 4055 2022-12-11