Astrology Predicts Where Bears Are

and hilariously that is not why it is called that. It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky. We lucked right into that one.... #so what you're saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods

A screenshot of a humorous social media conversation about the constellations Ursa Major and Ursa Minor. The joke deliberately misinterprets the names as referring to actual bears, extending the misunderstanding into astrology and bear mythology. It is used as an absurd reaction to confidently taking a literal interpretation of something figurative. EN: A screenshot of a humorous social media conversation about the constellations Ursa Major and Ursa Minor. The joke deliberately misinterprets the names as referring to actual bears, extending the misunderstanding into astrology and bear mythology. It is used as an absurd reaction to confidently taking a literal interpretation of something figurative.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 3512 2022-11-27