Dentist Proud of Both Sides

centrist: [fills pants with shit] right: you have shit your pants left: yeah, you just shit in your pants centrist: [smiles pompously] if both sides are criticising me i must be doing something right

A fake Twitter post shows a centrist politician who soils his pants while both the political right and left criticize him. He smugly interprets criticism from both sides as proof that he must be doing something right, parodying political centrism and false balance. EN: A fake Twitter post shows a centrist politician who soils his pants while both the political right and left criticize him. He smugly interprets criticism from both sides as proof that he must be doing something right, parodying political centrism and false balance.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 2840 2022-11-02