Sourdough Over a Bakery Crush

Text on the meme

I’m trying to fuck a girl that works at a bakery so I told her I liked baking and tried to make my own sourdough and now I have a new hobby and don’t really feel like seeing her later today

What it means

A man jokes that he started baking sourdough to impress a woman who works at a bakery, but became so absorbed in the hobby that he no longer wants to meet her. It is used to react to unexpectedly discovering a more rewarding interest while pursuing a crush.

Objects

sourdough loaf / буханка хлеба на закваске crusty bread / хлеб с хрустящей коркой wire cooling rack / металлическая решётка для охлаждения kitchen countertop / кухонная столешница granite counter / гранитная столешница gas stove / газовая плита stove burner / конфорка плиты bread crumbs / хлебные крошки baked loaf / испечённая буханка kitchen / кухня black baking tray / чёрный противень yellow cooking oil bottle / жёлтая бутылка растительного масла