Pretending I Didn’t Steal Anything

Me walking out of a store pretending I didn’t steal anything (even though I didn’t)

Patrick Bateman walks out of a convenience store with an intensely suspicious, emotionless expression, then continues away outside. The joke is the exaggerated anxiety of acting innocent after supposedly stealing something—even though the caption insists he did not. The dark, steady music makes his overly serious exit feel like a dramatic confession and heightens the absurdity. EN: Patrick Bateman walks out of a convenience store with an intensely suspicious, emotionless expression, then continues away outside. The joke is the exaggerated anxiety of acting innocent after supposedly stealing something—even though the caption insists he did not. The dark, steady music makes his overly serious exit feel like a dramatic confession and heightens the absurdity.

♪ t'Awi — Humancity

• @rzeczyzabawne / 1955 2022-09-21