Azealia Banks vs Žižek

Are you slav What would Azealia Banks Žižek fight about? POV: you’re Azealia Banks and?? Žižek is mad at you??? No, because Azealia, you haven’t dropped a solid hit since 212 “Luxury is a classic” and so on and so on Sort of “End-Of-History” We’re tryna throw it back in the club, you know!

A man records an intense TikTok-style monologue imagining a feud between rapper Azealia Banks and philosopher Slavoj Žižek. He argues that “212” was her last solid hit, dismisses “Luxury” as an end-of-history ideology, then says they are trying to bring it back to the club. The joke is the absurdly serious, theory-heavy critique applied to a hypothetical celebrity beef and dance-floor music.

This is the beef of the century. I don't care about any... What would Azalea Banks and Gizek fight about? Why are they beefing? Like, POV-era Azalea Banks and Gizek is mad at you? No, because Azalea, you haven't dropped a solid hit since 212, you know? And I know what you're going to say, luxury is a classic and so on and so on, but this is sort of Fukuyamaist in its ideology, sort of end of history. And forgive the obscenity, but we're trying to throw it back in the club, you know. Bus it down for a real one.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 1176 2022-06-14