American School Shooter Escalation

>be American high school student >2019 >multiple school shootings a day >every teacher is now armed >veterans patrol the halls on mobility scooters with built in mini-guns >in Algebra 2 >teacher is handing out the quiz, her full body armor jostling around >reach into my backpack to take out my calculator >her M16 is already trained on me >"ANON DON'T FUCKING MOVE" >"I-I need my calculator" >"THIS IS A NO CALCULATOR QUIZ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU REACHING FOR" >"I-I thought we could use calculators" >"YOU THOUGHT WRONG" >tense pause >she lowers her weapon >school shooter takes this opportunity to snipe her from the back of the class >her blood and brains splatters all over my face >second school shooter wheels around in the front with a shotgun, takes aim at the first shooter because he doesn't want to share the headlines >try to run for the door >veteran mobility scooter unit flies in and tears me to shreds firing 6k rounds a minute >die happy knowing that I'm still freer than Euroopeors >family gets charged 10 mil for my medical expenses (plus tip)

A greentext story imagines an American high school where teachers are armed, veterans patrol on weaponized mobility scooters, and school shootings have become routine. The narrator reaches for a calculator during a no-calculator quiz and is caught in an absurd chain of escalating violence, ending with a dark joke about medical bills and supposed American freedom. EN: A greentext story imagines an American high school where teachers are armed, veterans patrol on weaponized mobility scooters, and school shootings have become routine. The narrator reaches for a calculator during a no-calculator quiz and is caught in an absurd chain of escalating violence, ending with a dark joke about medical bills and supposed American freedom.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 1149 2022-06-10