Cool Whip in My Hair

On a dark dessert highway, Cool-Whip in my hair... Warm smell of Doritos, Rising up in the air. Up ahead in the distance, I saw the Burger King light. My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for a bite. Cool whip As I went in the drive thru- Of the Taco Bell- Now I was thinking to myself- Mild, hot or flaming as hell- So I put in my order, told her it was to stay- She sounded totally confused, thought I heard her say-ay We are a restaurant not a takeout. What a lovely place. Such a lovely plate. Plenty of food at the restaurant, not the takeout. Any type of beer, you can find it here.

A Reddit screenshot shows a parody of the song “Hotel California,” replacing the original imagery with fast-food references such as Cool Whip, Doritos, Burger King, and Taco Bell. The joke continues in the comments, where users extend the parody with restaurant and takeout lyrics, creating an absurd fast-food version of the song. EN: A Reddit screenshot shows a parody of the song “Hotel California,” replacing the original imagery with fast-food references such as Cool Whip, Doritos, Burger King, and Taco Bell. The joke continues in the comments, where users extend the parody with restaurant and takeout lyrics, creating an absurd fast-food version of the song.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 1001 2022-05-02