Disturbing Frog Facts

Disturbing Frog Facts You didn't ask for

A narrated 43-second comedy montage of frogs: bright tree frogs introduce disturbing facts, a frog appears to swallow with its eyes, and frogs are shown hugging, mating in water, clustering on a branch, and piling onto one another. The deadpan educational narration becomes increasingly absurd, contrasting silly frog footage with jokes about frog anatomy, mass mating, and confused males. EN: A narrated 43-second comedy montage of frogs: bright tree frogs introduce disturbing facts, a frog appears to swallow with its eyes, and frogs are shown hugging, mating in water, clustering on a branch, and piling onto one another. The deadpan educational narration becomes increasingly absurd, contrasting silly frog footage with jokes about frog anatomy, mass mating, and confused males.

Welcome to Disturbing Frog Facts You Didn't Ask For. Frog tongues are attached backwards at the front of their mouth, so they cannot swallow like we can. Their solution? They close their eyes and use their eyeballs to swallow, which looks a lot like this. Frogs don't have genitalia, so they mate with a gentle hug. The female will release her eggs and the male will release his sperm. It'll mix together in a pool of water, kind of like a frog soup, and make babies. But frogs usually aren't the brightest crayons in the box, so these events usually involve mass orgies of multiple males on one female, a bunch of confused males mating with innocent bystanders, or a bunch of males trying their best but not realizing they're mating with other males.

• @jeppa420 / 16552 2021-04-21