Happy Pog Day Dating Advice

A middle-aged man in glasses and a plaid shirt speaks directly to the camera in a living room. He delivers deliberately slang-heavy, nonsensical advice to Valorant gamers about dating girls, then abruptly says that she made beans and is eating them. The punchline is the escalating internet slang and absurd “how to date” advice, making the clip useful as a sarcastic reaction to cringe online culture.

Happy Pog Day to my favorite Valorant gamers. A reminder, show the sus-sims and incels among us. How to date girls and not be big cringe imposter chungus. She made beans, she do be eating them though. Sheesh.

• @jeppa420 / 16400 2021-04-16