German Shepherd Surprise

Text on the meme

YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, I'VE GOT A GERMAN SHEPHERD! I AIN'T SCARED OF NO DOG! WHAP!! KEINE GNADE, MEINE KINDER!!!

What it means

A man threatens an intruder by claiming he has a German Shepherd, but the intruder confidently says he is not afraid of dogs. The punchline is that the “German Shepherd” is actually a German-speaking shepherd who attacks him with a crook, shouting “No mercy, my children!” in German. It is used as an absurd reaction to someone misunderstanding a threat or taking words too literally.

Objects

man / мужчина bearded shepherd / бородатый пастух intruder / незваный гость sheep / овца shepherd's crook / пастуший посох knife / нож door / дверь doorway / дверной проём white shirt / белая рубашка pants / брюки motion lines / линии движения sweat drops / капли пота comic panels / панели комикса blue background / голубой фон