Reverse Vampires Confuse Italians

concept: reverse vampires they survive by eating garlic and drinking holy water. the sun is healing to them. if you stake them through the heart, they become immortal. but most importantly... every single human on earth is trying to hunt them down and drink their blood. Italians w- what timeline are you from

A dark social-media screenshot presents the concept of reverse vampires, who are healed by sunlight, survive on garlic and holy water, and become immortal when staked through the heart. The joke is that ordinary humans are trying to hunt them and drink their blood, prompting an Italian commenter to ask what timeline this is from, referencing the stereotype that Italians love garlic and the absurd reversal of vampire lore. EN: A dark social-media screenshot presents the concept of reverse vampires, who are healed by sunlight, survive on garlic and holy water, and become immortal when staked through the heart. The joke is that ordinary humans are trying to hunt them and drink their blood, prompting an Italian commenter to ask what timeline this is from, referencing the stereotype that Italians love garlic and the absurd reversal of vampire lore.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 663 2022-02-23