Cats Make Life Less Lonely

I used to think that only the people in my life found me annoying 😾 But that was before I discovered... 🤔 With owning cats, you get literally be the reason why this creature is alive ☠️ Plus with owning cats 🤗 And with owning cats You don't need to worry about taking care of your house plants anymore 🪴 Because your cats will eat them and then conveniently vomit them onto your carpet 🤢 Try cats today! Because it's hard to feel lonely 🕺 🐈

A series of fluffy, blue-eyed cats lounge on beds, sit on a scratching post, curl up in a suitcase, pose beside houseplants, and play-fight on a cat tree. The narrated joke lists the supposedly terrible parts of owning cats—being resented, cleaning up vomit, and losing houseplants—then ends by saying cats make it hard to feel lonely because they are always watching you, even in the bathroom. The cheerful cat footage contrasts humorously with the sarcastic complaints, accompanied by light music and spoken narration. EN: A series of fluffy, blue-eyed cats lounge on beds, sit on a scratching post, curl up in a suitcase, pose beside houseplants, and play-fight on a cat tree. The narrated joke lists the supposedly terrible parts of owning cats—being resented, cleaning up vomit, and losing houseplants—then ends by saying cats make it hard to feel lonely because they are always watching you, even in the bathroom. The cheerful cat footage contrasts humorously with the sarcastic complaints, accompanied by light music and spoken narration.

I used to think that only the people in my life found me annoying. But that was before I discovered. Owning cats. With owning cats, you get to literally be the reason why this creature is alive and still have them resent you. Plus, with owning cats, you're finally able to have a combination sandbox and toilet in your house. And with owning cats, you don't need to worry about taking care of your house plants anymore, because your cats will eat them and then conveniently vomit them onto your carpet. Try cats today because it's hard to feel lonely when someone's watching you poo.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 14 2021-07-03