Cats Who Tolerate You

I used to have no idea what it would be like to live with someone who hates you But that was before I discovered You can live with a creature who occasionally tolerates you PLUS with cats there’s no longer any need to buy expensive FAUX furs And with cats you can throw out your old alarm clock At 2am by meowing and/or vomiting ✨ TRY CATS TODAY ✨ Because if no people will tolerate you ADOPT something that’s going to have to

A fluffy gray cat appears in a series of indoor shots, looking stern, unimpressed, or dramatically wide-eyed. The comedic voiceover presents cat ownership as a substitute for human companionship: cats barely tolerate you, cover your clothes in fur, and wake you at 2 a.m. by meowing or vomiting. The punchline encourages viewers who are tolerated by nobody to adopt a cat, making this a sarcastic pet-owner reaction video. The audio is a light comedic music bed with spoken narration and a mock-advertising tone; the escalating delivery makes the absurd benefits sound like a sales pitch. EN: A fluffy gray cat appears in a series of indoor shots, looking stern, unimpressed, or dramatically wide-eyed. The comedic voiceover presents cat ownership as a substitute for human companionship: cats barely tolerate you, cover your clothes in fur, and wake you at 2 a.m. by meowing or vomiting. The punchline encourages viewers who are tolerated by nobody to adopt a cat, making this a sarcastic pet-owner reaction video. The audio is a light comedic music bed with spoken narration and a mock-advertising tone; the escalating delivery makes the absurd benefits sound like a sales pitch.

I used to have no idea what it would be like to live with someone who hates you, but that was before I discovered owning cats. For the small price of scooping turds out of a litter box, you can live with a creature who occasionally tolerates you. Plus, with cats, there's no longer any need to buy expensive furs, because everything you wear will now be covered in cat hair. And with cats, you can throw out your old alarm clock, because you will now be conveniently Woken up at 2am by meowing and or vomiting. Try cats today because if no people will tolerate you, buy something that's gonna have to.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 12 2021-07-03