Public Gym Disposal Service

A woman in workout clothes suddenly falls out of a public gym frame beside a barbell. A man removes the barbell to a dark street, where it catches fire; the woman is then carried by an eagle toward a prison, while the man is ultimately pulled into a cell himself. A deadpan synthetic-sounding voice condemns the gym behavior as “not public behavior” and says the job is the best ever, making the escalating, surreal punishment the joke.

Unbelievable, this is a public gym, now I have to dispose of this appropriately. It's a sad world when I can't even go to a public gym without seeing this nonsense. There's only one place for people that do this, it's not public behavior, so you shouldn't be in public. Now sit there and think about it, honestly I'd be lying if I said this isn't the best job I've ever had.

• @itvbia / 47835 2024-11-07
• @sbunem / 87827 2024-11-15