Vintage Masturbation Center

Text on the meme

Vintage masturbation center (circa 2005)

What it means

A video rapidly showcases several elaborate home computer setups filled with bulky CRT monitors, towers, speakers, keyboards, and media collections. The caption jokingly calls these old multi-computer entertainment stations a “vintage masturbation center,” implying an outdated teenager’s private porn-and-computer setup from around 2005. It is used as an absurd nostalgic reaction to excessive old technology or awkward teenage bedrooms.

Objects

wooden computer desk / деревянный компьютерный стол CRT monitor / ЭЛТ-монитор desktop computer tower / системный блок keyboard / клавиатура computer mouse / компьютерная мышь speakers / колонки printer / принтер television / телевизор DVD and CD collection / коллекция DVD и CD wooden cabinet / деревянный шкаф desk lamp / настольная лампа framed photographs / фотографии в рамках office chair / офисное кресло computer cables / компьютерные кабели floppy disk drive / дисковод для дискет multiple computers / несколько компьютеров home office / домашний кабинет