Fantasy Loading Screen Tips

If you tell a girl with a nose ring your birth time and place, she will be able to tell you your future. Some types of pants will increase your carry capacity but decrease your Charisma. TIP: If you say “No offense”, you can say whatever you want and people aren’t allowed to get upset with you. TIP: You can bite off the corner of your pizza roll for a faster cooldown. TIP: When using public transportation, instead of listening to music on headphones, bring a bluetooth speaker. Everyone will appreciate the added entertainment. Some bathrooms will allow you to refill your poison darts. Looking for a fight? Head to the arena- plenty of others are looking for one as well loading...

This 61-second video presents a sequence of sepia, medieval-fantasy loading screens with humorous gameplay-style tips about fortune telling, clothing stats, social disclaimers, pizza rolls, public transportation, poison darts, and fighting at Waffle House. The joke comes from treating ordinary modern situations as if they were mechanics and advice from a fantasy role-playing game, while Jeremy Soule’s “Wings of Kynareth” provides grand, serene fantasy music that makes the absurd tips feel like serious lore. EN: This 61-second video presents a sequence of sepia, medieval-fantasy loading screens with humorous gameplay-style tips about fortune telling, clothing stats, social disclaimers, pizza rolls, public transportation, poison darts, and fighting at Waffle House. The joke comes from treating ordinary modern situations as if they were mechanics and advice from a fantasy role-playing game, while Jeremy Soule’s “Wings of Kynareth” provides grand, serene fantasy music that makes the absurd tips feel like serious lore.

♪ Jeremy Soule — Wings of Kynareth

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