Chronically Online Date

Text on the meme

pov: your date is chronically online

What it means

A blonde woman enthusiastically performs exaggerated gestures while moving through a parking garage, restaurant patio, and dining area during an awkward date. The joke is that her date is so immersed in internet slang and online culture that the encounter feels like an overstimulating stream of memes and references. It works as a reaction to someone being excessively online, socially awkward, or impossible to have a normal conversation with.

Speech

Hey! Oh my god! I'm so sorry I'm late. I was playing Skibbity Fortnite. But you know I got that victory royale for you, Pookie Bear. Question, are you an alpha or a sigma? Why aren't you saying anything? Wait, you're muing, huh? Shhh! Bye-bye! So then I asked him, are you from Ohio? Cause you are the epic Rizzler. What are you doing? I'm watching the new Skibbity toilet. Shhh! Ha ha ha ha! Now that was an epic first date! I can't wait for the second one, right? Right?

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