Post-Vaccine Mutant Dick

I was taking a piss when a coworker went next to me. Ordinarily i dont look at other dicks, but the sound was wierd and it was splashing a lot. His dick had 2 tiny seperate streams of piss pointing 20 degrees away from eachother and his dick was shrunken, bent & bulging. His face indicated he was in terrible pain, and pushing with all of his might to get the piss out of his system. It took him 2 minutes cause there was so little flow. I asked him if he was ok, and he said that shortly after he got the vaccine, his dick was rock hard for several hours, but then it shriveled up and quit working properly, and his piss hole is so small that he has to push with all of his might to pee, and it hurts intensely. And it was working better that day than for the previous week. Anyways im only using the stalls from now on. Its mildly uncomfortable to pee next to other people but pissing next to people with mutant dicks and splashy streams is too wierd for me.

A 4chan-style anonymous post describes a coworker urinating painfully through two tiny streams after allegedly experiencing bizarre genital side effects following vaccination. The exaggerated medical horror and awkwardly specific details create an absurd copypasta-style joke, shared as a reaction to strange internet stories or vaccine-related misinformation. EN: A 4chan-style anonymous post describes a coworker urinating painfully through two tiny streams after allegedly experiencing bizarre genital side effects following vaccination. The exaggerated medical horror and awkwardly specific details create an absurd copypasta-style joke, shared as a reaction to strange internet stories or vaccine-related misinformation.

• @jeppa420 / 15995 2021-04-06