Virgin Anon Ruins Date

>be me, 15, virgin >gf calls me over >watch movie, bla, bla end up making out on couch >she is touching me all over body >my brain gets scrambled thinking about losing virginity >try to take her bra off >can't do it, because brain started to drift off >"You haven't unhooked lots of bra's, have you Anon?" >"Just your mom's" >wtfdidIjustsay.jpg >tells me to leave >explain to her that I didn't mean it >nope.avi >breaks up with me next day >still virgin, hate my life Why do I say these things

A 15-year-old virgin describes an awkward attempt to become intimate with his girlfriend on a couch. When she teases him about unhooking bras, he impulsively insults her by mentioning his mother, leading to her kicking him out and breaking up with him. The joke is about catastrophic social awkwardness and the classic anonymous imageboard “Anon” storytelling format, sent as a reaction to saying something unbelievably stupid at the worst possible moment.

• @jeppa420 / 15749 2021-03-31