Harry Styles Breastfeeds a Puppy

ok i’m tired about hearing of rude celebrities

A woman in a white fluffy hat introduces a story about rude celebrities, then a man in a beanie narrates an increasingly absurd anecdote about Harry Styles meeting a puppy at a restaurant and supposedly breastfeeding it. The joke is the deadpan escalation and ridiculous twist, making the clip useful as an absurd reaction video. EN: A woman in a white fluffy hat introduces a story about rude celebrities, then a man in a beanie narrates an increasingly absurd anecdote about Harry Styles meeting a puppy at a restaurant and supposedly breastfeeding it. The joke is the deadpan escalation and ridiculous twist, making the clip useful as an absurd reaction video.

Okay, I'm tired about hearing of rude celebrities. Have you or anyone you know ever shared a nice experience? How literally the best story for this. Okay, so about five years ago, we were celebrating my sister's birthday, and as a gift, we adopted her this, like amazingly cute puppy, and then took her to a really nice restaurant in the evening. And this puppy was being super naughty, like barking constantly for food and attention, and we were just a bit embarrassed because it was a really nice restaurant. Anyway, later in the night, my sister is freaking out because who is walking over to the table, Harry Styles. He'd heard it was her birthday and he'd seen the puppy and he'd walked up to the puppy, he's petting it, he's like oh my god it's adorable how old is it? And he's asking all these questions like oh what breed and stuff like that is so cool. Anyway he says you know he's only barking because he sees you lot eating together and he wants to be part of family and then he pulls up a chair, sits down, lifts up his shirt and breastfeeds the dog there and in the middle of the restaurant from his own teat. Such a chill guy.

• @jeppa420 / 15351 2021-03-21