I Was Studying the Car

While you were watching hentai I was studying the car. While you were yelling at your mom to make pizza rolls I was studying the car. While you were trying to find a girlfriend on online forums I was studying the car. Now that it's making that weird squeaking noise, you have the audacity to ask me for help?

A smiling mechanic in blue coveralls sits on a tire while holding tools and claims he spent his youth studying cars instead of watching hentai, eating pizza rolls, or looking for a girlfriend online. The punchline is that the supposedly knowledgeable mechanic refuses to help when the other person's car starts squeaking. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to someone asking for help after ignoring or mocking your expertise.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 14264 2026-04-25