Snape's Selective IQ Math
"Can anyone tell me the average IQ of a house elf? Miss Granger" "Actually, IQ is a pseudoscience which doesn't measure anything exc..." "That's wrong, 10 points from Gryffindor. Now, ogres make up just 13% of the population, yet-" "50, Sir" "Correct, 20 points to Slytherin"
A Twitter-style screenshot shows Severus Snape questioning Hermione Granger about house-elf IQ, while Hermione and Draco Malfoy answer. Snape dismisses Hermione's answer, then accepts Draco's arbitrary answer and awards Slytherin points, parodying his favoritism and mocking selective logic in Harry Potter classroom scenes.
Twitter post / пост в TwitterSeverus Snape / Северус СнейпHermione Granger / Гермиона ГрейнджерDraco Malfoy / Драко МалфойAsterix avatar / аватар Астериксаblack robes / чёрные мантииcandle / свечаclassroom / классная комнатаhouse elf / домовой эльфogre / огрtext captions / текстовые подписиsocial media interface / интерфейс социальной сети
- @beobanka / 22381 2023-01-27
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- image
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- 606×800 · 70.0 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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