Florida Gators Off My Dock

gator off my dock, basically every night, I would grab it and throw it over her fence. I had some stupid comfermionia bitch move in next door to me. She would freak out anytime she saw a gator. Bitch, you bought a house on the water, wtf did you think was in there? She built some shitty 4' chain link fence around her house. Now, gators can climb chain link, they usually won't but they can. Doesn't matter, for the next year every night I got drunk and saw a little gator off my dock, basically every night, I would grab it and throw it over her fence. She took down the chainlink fence and put up a 6' wood privacy fence. I've never seen a gator climb a six foot wood fence, but I'm 6'2" and can chunk gators, drunk, over a six foot fence all night. I think the most I ever did in one night was 7 gators. She took her stupid ass back to California.

A 4chan-style screenshot tells a crude story about a man repeatedly throwing alligators over his neighbor’s fence after she complains about seeing them near the water. The joke is the escalating absurdity: replacing the chain-link fence with a taller wooden privacy fence does not help because the narrator claims he can still throw drunk alligators over it. It is used as an absurd reaction to someone’s unreasonable complaint or an escalating neighborhood feud.

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