Aggressive Masturbation Sandwich

Text on the meme

WAKING UP. GOING TO BED. EACH DAY IS LIKE A BURGER, OR A SANDWICH. THE BUNS ARE THE BEGINNING AND END. WORK EXERCISE SOCIAL LIFE THE MIDDLE IS EVERYTHING YOU DO IN BETWEEN. YOU HAVE TO TRY TO MAKE A GOOD, NUTRITIOUS SANDWICH. Aggressive Masturbation TODAY, I DID POORLY.

What it means

A hand-drawn comic compares a day to a sandwich: waking up and going to bed are the buns, while work, exercise, social life, and everything else fill the middle. The punchline shows the sandwich labeled “Aggressive Masturbation,” implying that the character spent the day poorly and unproductively. It is used as a self-deprecating reaction to an unproductive day.

Objects

burger / бургер sandwich / бутерброд sesame bun / булочка с кунжутом cheese slice / ломтик сыра tomato slice / ломтик помидора lettuce / салатный лист pickles / огурцы boy / мальчик orange hair / рыжие волосы yellow shirt / жёлтая рубашка plate / тарелка table / стол hand-drawn comic panels / рисованные панели комикса arrows / стрелки eating sandwich / поедание бутерброда