Hamster Confession About Fred

Type your confession here * When i was 8 i had a pet hamster. One day i took him out sledding with me and he completely froze and was like a pop sickle. I freaked out and ran inside and threw him into a microwave and he exploded and his organs and things were all over the inside of the microwave. I feel such guilt that I am responsible for freezing hik to death and for microwaving him until he exploded. I cant get the image out of my mind. Anything Extra His name was Fred.

A confession-form screenshot describes a child freezing a pet hamster while sledding, then microwaving it until it exploded. The punchline is the extra detail that the hamster’s name was Fred, making an already horrific confession absurdly deadpan and darkly funny. It is used as a reaction to shocking, cursed, or unexpectedly disturbing statements.

• @beobanka / 21255 2022-12-01