Fancy Burger Spot Gone Wrong

Bro please come to this new fancy burger spot with me. They shove a knife through the middle of the burger and serve it on a piece of driftwood. All the servers have beards and tattoos and it’s awesome bro. They stack the burgers so high with so many ingredients it immediately falls apart and the urinal is made out of a keg shell, please bro.

A close-up of a tearful bearded man appears beside a long message enthusiastically describing an absurdly pretentious burger restaurant. The joke is that the invitation piles up exaggerated “fancy” details—driftwood serving boards, tattooed servers, collapsing burgers, and a keg-shell urinal—until the speaker sounds desperate and ridiculous. It is used as a reaction to mock overhyped restaurants, hipster culture, or an embarrassing attempt to persuade someone to go somewhere. EN: A close-up of a tearful bearded man appears beside a long message enthusiastically describing an absurdly pretentious burger restaurant. The joke is that the invitation piles up exaggerated “fancy” details—driftwood serving boards, tattooed servers, collapsing burgers, and a keg-shell urinal—until the speaker sounds desperate and ridiculous. It is used as a reaction to mock overhyped restaurants, hipster culture, or an embarrassing attempt to persuade someone to go somewhere.

• @beobanka / 19524 2022-09-14