Crusty the Lobster Home Protection

Whoever made the attempt to break into the house last night: Crusty would love to play with you again sometime. Such a good boy - we knitted him a sweater for his job well done so he can finally play outside. #AttackLobster #HomeProtection

A fake social media post shows blood smeared around a broken window, a person apparently reaching through it, and a blue lobster wearing a tiny sweater. The joke is that the lobster, named Crusty, supposedly attacked a burglar and is being treated like a loyal guard dog. People send this as an absurd reaction to home invasion, protection, or someone getting what they deserve. EN: A fake social media post shows blood smeared around a broken window, a person apparently reaching through it, and a blue lobster wearing a tiny sweater. The joke is that the lobster, named Crusty, supposedly attacked a burglar and is being treated like a loyal guard dog. People send this as an absurd reaction to home invasion, protection, or someone getting what they deserve.

• @jeppa420 / 14377 2021-03-01