That's Why I Have No Girlfriend

Text on the meme

Haven't found a soul mate yet? That's why I have no gf

What it means

A cartoon character asks another person whether he has found a soulmate, while a lonely overweight man imagines a bizarre couple on a couch and concludes, “That’s why I have no gf.” The joke is a self-deprecating reaction to having unattractive, awkward, or unrealistic standards in dating.

Objects

cartoon man / мультяшный мужчина overweight man / полный мужчина red couch / красный диван framed swan picture / картина с лебедем в рамке large mirror / большое зеркало reflection / отражение handbag / сумочка shoes / обувь black T-shirt / чёрная футболка beige pants / бежевые брюки belt / ремень thought bubble / облачко мысли speech bubble / речевое облачко living room / гостиная