Nobody to Cuddle With

guess I’ll just sit in bed alone cold by myself w nobody to cuddle with all alone Oh shut up I’m putting my shoes on

A text-message exchange shows someone dramatically lamenting that they are alone, cold, and have nobody to cuddle with in bed. The punchline is the impatient reply about putting on shoes, mocking the exaggerated self-pity and implying the sender should stop complaining and do something about it.

• @threedotssavetogallery / 7159 2025-11-24