Black Woman Horror Movie Reaction

>Go see some horror movie years ago with a friend at midnight. >Theater is empty except some black woman up front. >she starts yelling >"NAW DONT GO IN THERE" >"WHY YOU DO THAT" >I yell back "TELL HER" >"YEAH SEE THIS BOI GETS IT" >"YEAH I GET IT" >later, a person dies from being decapitated, the woman screams. >"OOOHH DAYUM" >I yell back. >"DO YOU THINK SHE'S DEAD" >"HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA LIVE WITH NO HEAD" >"I DONT KNOW MAYBE AN AMBULANCE WILL COME" >"THEY IN THE FUCKIN WOODS"

A 4chan-style greentext story describes watching a horror movie with a stranger who loudly warns the characters, while the narrator responds as if she is witnessing the events firsthand. The punchline is the woman’s absurd hope that an ambulance might arrive for someone who has been decapitated in the woods, making the exchange a reaction to horror-movie logic and cluelessness.

• @beobanka / 18554 2022-07-16