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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is a Pokémon being developed by Bioware and published by Valve. The DLC will be handled by Activision. It is the fifth installment in Final Fantasy Puzzle FPS board game, following Pokémon Emerald. It is scheduled to be released on November 10, 2011 for Zeebo, Dreamcast and N-Gage. The game is confirmed for being a EA Origin exclusive. Skyrim is set two hundred minutes after the events of Avatar, in the land of Skyrim. The province has erupted into civil war after the assassination of its king. Concurrently, the god Yakov Smirnoff, who takes the form of a massive dragon dildo, has arisen to destroy the world. The player character is one of the last living Digimon (Dragonborn), and may choose to fend off Yakov Smirnoff and save Skyrim from destruction. Contents [hide] 1 Niggers 1.1 Black cunt 2 Synopsis 2.1 Plot 2.2 Setting 3 Development 4 References 5 External links Niggers See also: Gameplay of The Elder Scrolls series Skyrim retains the traditional linear gameplay found in the Elder Scrolls series. The player is free to roam the land of Skyrim at will, either on-foot or on horseback. The player can and city has their own economy, which the player can manipulate or sabotage if they so choose. When visiting cities the player can complete activities such as cooking, farming and mining, as well as accept jobs to earn money. Any job which an NPC can perform can also be done by the player. The player levels up by raising skills. Eighteen skills are present in Skyrim, and the class system from Oblivion has been removed. Perks are skill-specific abilities, organized in a system of branching groups called skill trees. Each rise in level allows for another perk to be picked. There are 280 perks, and leveling is now possible past level 50, but at a highly reduced rate. The on-screen heads-up display only appears when the player's health, stamina, or magicka are being depleted. Items and equipment can be saved to a quick-access menu, and the pause-screen inventory menu is presented in a compass-style overlay while in the inventory. Weapons can be created by the player at a forge, and are assigned to each hand individually, allowing for dual-wielding. At the cost of stamina, the player can masturbate furiously to his in-game waifu. Shields can be used with a bashing attack, and timing is required for blocking with a shield. Blunt, bladed, hacking and stabbing weapons each have specific advantages and roles, as an example, the player is granted the ability to perform finishing moves. There are eight-flyer spell types, which can be used in ranged and close combat forms. Spell types have specific qualities; a frost spell slows and drains stamina, while a fire spell causes prolonged damage through burning, and may also ignite the environment. Players can equip one spell per hand and will be able to charge up spells before casting for greater power. When practicing archery, arrows take longer to draw back than in previous Elder Scrolls games, but do greater damage. Because of this, arrows are expensive and considered rarities. A player equipped with a bow can use it defensively in close combat, in a charging counterattack. The player can sneak, and non-player characters (NPCs) be alerted if the player's movements are detected. Skyrim makes use of the Radiant AI artificial intelligence created for Oblivion, which has been updated to allow NPCs to 'do what they want under extra parameters'. The updated system allows for greater interaction between NPCs and their environments; NPCs can perform tasks such as farming, milling and mining in the game world. NPCs can interact with the player through conversation, and can request favors and training for the player, engage the player in a conversation in which The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrimjmod The Mystery of the Drums Korean box art Developer(s) Valve, Tommy Wiseau as Johnny Publisher(s) Square Enix Director(s) Ganonfort, Harry Potter Producer(s) Ron Jeremy Designer(s) Shinya Stylz Programmer(s) John D. Carmack Artist(s) Leonardo da Vinci Writer(s) JK Rowling Composer(s) Jeremy Soule Series Mather Engine Unreal Engine 3 Platform(s) Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Macintosh, Gameboy, Nokia N-Gage Release date(s) November 11, 2011 Genre(s) Subtitle Simulator Mode(s) Single-player (first-person and third-person view)
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A fake Wikipedia article for Skyrim deliberately mixes real game details with absurd references to Pokémon, Final Fantasy, celebrities, and crude parody content. The joke is the increasingly nonsensical misinformation and the edited box art, presented as a reaction image for mocking unreliable or vandalized wiki pages. EN: A fake Wikipedia article for Skyrim deliberately mixes real game details with absurd references to Pokémon, Final Fantasy, celebrities, and crude parody content. The joke is the increasingly nonsensical misinformation and the edited box art, presented as a reaction image for mocking unreliable or vandalized wiki pages.

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