What a Life

>work factory at night with a guy >he's kinda funny >ask him if he wants to drink some beer on friday after work >"sure" >go to his apartment >put beer in fridge >2 dollar store chicken sandwiches in fridge >nothing else in kitchen >only furniture is two lawn chairs and a cot he sleeps on >sit in a lawn chair >there is literally nothing else in this apartment >ask him how long he's been in this apartment >"2 years" >ask him what the shit he does when he's not working >"i honestly just jerk off to porn on my cell phone and go to sleep" what a life

A worker visits a funny coworker’s nearly empty apartment after inviting him out for beer. The apartment contains only beer, cheap chicken sandwiches, two lawn chairs, and a cot, and the coworker says he spends his free time masturbating to porn and sleeping. The punchline is the bleak absurdity of his minimalist, lonely life, making this useful as a reaction to an empty or depressing lifestyle. EN: A worker visits a funny coworker’s nearly empty apartment after inviting him out for beer. The apartment contains only beer, cheap chicken sandwiches, two lawn chairs, and a cot, and the coworker says he spends his free time masturbating to porn and sleeping. The punchline is the bleak absurdity of his minimalist, lonely life, making this useful as a reaction to an empty or depressing lifestyle.

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