Seatbelt Laws Wojak Debate

*if seatbelt laws were introduced in 2021* "70% car crash survival rate but they live in fear sheep" "If god wanted us to wear seatbelts he would have made us seatbelts" "This sets a bad precedent, they mandate seatbelts today but next year they'll make us wear helmets" "Car companies can't make me wear a seat belt it's unconstitutional" "I have a medical exemption, I have a sore chest" "You do know the National highway safety administration hasn't fully proved they work right?" "Some study from Antarctica said seatbelts restrict breathing since it goes over your lungs" "You know they don't protect you from ALL crashes right?"

A group of exaggerated Wojak-style characters argue against seatbelt laws using absurd conspiracy theories, bad-faith legal arguments, and fake medical claims. The joke compares resistance to basic safety rules with the kinds of irrational objections people might make if seatbelts were newly introduced in 2021. It is used as a reaction to pandemic-era skepticism, anti-regulation arguments, and conspiratorial thinking.

• @beobanka / 16524 2022-04-11