Tom Cruise in the Bushes
>>81355768 (OP) # sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left.
A blurry low-angle photo shows a man standing beside a large tree in a park. The joke is the absurd confession that Tom Cruise catches the narrator masturbating in the bushes and casually tells him to “proceed,” making the image a reaction to an extremely awkward situation.
- @beobanka / 16230 2022-03-30
- Template
- 4chan greentext confession
- Type
- image
- Size
- 714×800 · 94.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, awkward
- Language
- en
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