Siri Tells the Client Why I'm Late

This morning I had a scheduled phone call meeting with a client at 10am At 9:50 I said “Hey Siri, tell ‘my client’ I am running a little late I will call you just after 10” And my wife calls from the other side of the house saying “Why are you running late?” “Really?” And guess what Siri sent as a message to my client 😂 Want to chat on Tuesday? Yesterday 10:41 AM Yes! What time works best for you? My day is wide open tomorrow. I will email you some notes soon 🙂 Yesterday 1:09 PM How about 10 AM? Perfect Today 9:52 AM Because I have to poop Read 9:55 AM These people actually pay me money to work with them

A man recounts how he asked Siri to tell his client that he would be late, while his wife overheard him from across the house and questioned him. Siri apparently sent the brutally honest message “Because I have to poop,” turning a professional excuse into an absurd confession; the iMessage screenshot reveals the client actually accepted it and still pays him. The clip is set to Trap-A-Holics — “Feel the Groove,” whose upbeat trap music and comic timing amplify the escalating embarrassment and punchline. EN: A man recounts how he asked Siri to tell his client that he would be late, while his wife overheard him from across the house and questioned him. Siri apparently sent the brutally honest message “Because I have to poop,” turning a professional excuse into an absurd confession; the iMessage screenshot reveals the client actually accepted it and still pays him. The clip is set to Trap-A-Holics — “Feel the Groove,” whose upbeat trap music and comic timing amplify the escalating embarrassment and punchline.

♪ Trap-A-Holics — Feel the Groove

• @jeppa420 / 12095 2021-01-12