Mans Best Friend Gets Hit by Car
>>361766673 # AYO HOL UP....*barks at literally nothing for several hours*....LEMME GET DIS STRAIT.....*attacks toddler unprovoked*..... YOU BE SAYIN...LIKE....*vomits unidentifiable bile on carpet*....WE WUZ....SUM...*farts rancid corpse gas*....SUM FINNA....*kills neighbours cat*....LIKE...SUM FINNA....*tears brand new $7000 mattress to pieces*....WE WUZ SUM.....*consistently stinks like putrid shit*....MANS BEST FRIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN-*gets hit by car*
An imageboard post shows a scruffy white dog beside a long sarcastic rant listing the animal’s destructive, disgusting, and aggressive behavior before ending with “mans best friend” getting hit by a car. The joke is dark, exaggerated anti-dog humor that mocks the cliché that dogs are humanity’s best friend, making it a reaction to badly behaved pets or the idea of unconditional pet loyalty.
white dog / белая собакаdog collar / ошейник собакиwooden cabinet / деревянный шкафindoor room / комната в помещенииimageboard post / пост на имиджбордеpink screenshot background / розовый фон скриншотаhyperbolic text rant / гиперболическая тирадаcar / машинаtoddler / малышcat / кошкаcarpet / ковёрmattress / матрас
- @jeppa420 / 11988 2021-01-10
- Template
- 4chan imageboard post
- Type
- image
- Size
- 775×800 · 130.7 KiB
- Mood
- darkly humorous
- Language
- en
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