Cockatiel Twin Nightmare Pancakes

that robert was trying to hurt me daddys gonna take you back to bed i dont wanna be alone with him and another person wants to have kids *whirr* more pancake for me

An animated family of cockatiels puts two brothers to bed after one claims that Robert is trying to hurt him. The parents discuss their different priorities, while the ominous black sibling secretly uses a power tool under the bunk bed and ends with a sinister demand for more pancakes. The joke comes from the escalating contrast between the innocent bedtime conversation and the absurdly threatening sibling behavior.

Mom, Dad, I had a nightmare that Robert was trying to hurt me. Oh sweetie, Robert's your twin brother. He would never hurt you. I also had the bad dreams, Mommy. Oh, both my poor boys. Daddy's gonna take you back to bed and I promise I'll have pancakes for you both in the morning. And I don't want to be up in two hours to go to work. But sometimes one person wants to focus on their music career, and another person wants to have kids. Good night, Papa. Good night, boys. Pancake for me.

• @memstash32 / 97 2024-01-28