The Fucker Pulled It Off

This was at my door. I’m dead. Dear Neighbors, I hope this note finds you well. I feel like it’s my duty to inform you that because our son, Chris successfully accomplished his grade goals for the semester that he is getting the drum set that we promised him. With that said, he will be practicing daily between the hours of 3pm - 7pm, which sounds like a very long time but he is very passionate. Trust us that we are going to be just as annoyed as you. Truthfully we did not expect him to pull off the 3.7gpa or higher goal, but the fucker pulled it off lol. Anyway, please reach out to us if the noise ever becomes too unbearable. Here’s some Tequila to help bear the pain. Please call anytime. The things we do for our kids lol. Kindest Regards, Dennis and Janine Dimpleton JAJA TEQUILA 100% AGAVE AZUL “The fucker pulled it off”

A tequila bottle and a note are left at a neighbor’s door, apologizing in advance for a child practicing drums every day after achieving his grade goals. The joke is that the parents are genuinely annoyed too, but proudly reward their son anyway and offer tequila to help everyone tolerate the noise. EN: A tequila bottle and a note are left at a neighbor’s door, apologizing in advance for a child practicing drums every day after achieving his grade goals. The joke is that the parents are genuinely annoyed too, but proudly reward their son anyway and offer tequila to help everyone tolerate the noise.

• @jeppa420 / 11341 2020-12-27