Bondage Date Turns Into Skyrim

>be me >recently broke up with gf >feel sad af >try online dating >meet this girl online >we instantly connect >ask her on a date >date a few times, kisses n stuff >one day after going out for dinner she asks me to come at her place for coffee >gonnahavesex.jpg >she tells me she's into bondage >accept, not really my thing but I guess I can try >tells me to close my eyes >i do >feel her tying my hands >places a blindfold on my head >bed begins to shake and creak >wtf.jpg >feel a cold breeze hit my face >i can smell a strong scent of pinewoods >remove the blindfold from my eyes >mfw i'm about to be sentenced to death with other prisoners >mfw i turn around and see todd howard running away while removing his fake wig >mfw i'm now in skyrim

A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of a man whose online date appears to lead to bondage, but the strange sensations reveal that he is actually about to be executed in Skyrim. The punchline references the opening sequence of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and Todd Howard, turning an expected sexual encounter into an absurd video-game transition. EN: A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of a man whose online date appears to lead to bondage, but the strange sensations reveal that he is actually about to be executed in Skyrim. The punchline references the opening sequence of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and Todd Howard, turning an expected sexual encounter into an absurd video-game transition.

• @jeppa420 / 10608 2020-12-08