Dog Pooped on My Pants

ECILOP

A man sits inside a police vehicle, eating an egg sandwich while his brown dog leans beside him and eagerly watches. He tells a rambling story about smelling something awful, discovering he stepped in dog poop, and having to walk around in “boo boo pants” all day. The humor comes from his dead-serious delivery and the dog’s guilty, drooling presence.

So good morning everybody. Let me tell you what happened to me. First off, we eating better. So we got an egg mullet. And ooh, that egg good. That egg like real, but I got the poo on me. This morning, you know, I'm driving down the road, whatever. And I smell something. So I'm like, why I smell? And then so I look, see he pooped. He didn't poop. So I'm like, what is that smell? Like I got this smell on me. And I looked down and I don't got the, somehow I was stepped in boo boo, dog boo boo. And it's all over my leg. So now I gotta walk around with boo boo pants all day. And why is you drooling on me? Anyways, I'm old about today. That's why I got boo boo on me. That's why I got boo boo on me.

• @proebdolboeba / 134119 2026-09-09