5G Hypno Waves Conspiracy

Hahahahaha! Now my plan can come to fruition. You fools those aren't 5G towers. Once I flip this switch they'll start broadcasting sissy hypno waves. You'll all be my lil commie catboys this time tomorrow.

A grinning older man in a suit claims that 5G towers are actually broadcasting hypnotic waves that will turn everyone into his “lil commie catboys.” The joke parodies absurd conspiracy theories by escalating them into bizarre, authoritarian fantasy, making it useful as a reaction to an outlandish plan or conspiracy. EN: A grinning older man in a suit claims that 5G towers are actually broadcasting hypnotic waves that will turn everyone into his “lil commie catboys.” The joke parodies absurd conspiracy theories by escalating them into bizarre, authoritarian fantasy, making it useful as a reaction to an outlandish plan or conspiracy.

• @jeppa420 / 9467 2020-11-13