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The Customer Wants Haskell

The Customer Wants Haskell

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Uncomfortable truth: The customer doesn’t care about your “product”. They don’t care about your “solution”. The only thing they care about is whether it is written in Haskell or not
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A screenshot of a social media post jokes that customers do not care about a product or solution as much as they care about whether it is written in Haskell. The punchline satirizes programming language enthusiasts and software developers who treat language choice as the most important feature.

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#haskell#programming#программирование#developer#разработка#software#софт#customer#клиент#product#продукт#solution#решение#programming language#язык программирования#functional programming#функциональное программирование#developer humor#юмор программистов#tech meme#айтишный мем#reaction#screenshot#tweet#соцсети
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800×644 · 75.7 KiB
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sarcastic
Language
en
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