Lying About Having a Car

>go walking to a new gym by my house everyday >its raining >cute /fit/ receptionist asks me to give her a ride home >"y-yeah s-s-sure" >don't even have a car >oh god what do i do what do i do >in the parking lot keep getting deeper and deeper into the lie >stand in the parking lot for a few seconds >"are you okay?" she asks >start sprinting away from her >sprint all the way to my house >never been to that gym again this was like 4 months ago..

A Wojak sits at home and recounts an embarrassing story about pretending to have a car to impress a cute gym receptionist. When she asks for a ride in the rain, he panics, runs home, and never returns to the gym. The joke is about social anxiety, escalating a harmless lie, and choosing an absurd escape over admitting the truth. EN: A Wojak sits at home and recounts an embarrassing story about pretending to have a car to impress a cute gym receptionist. When she asks for a ride in the rain, he panics, runs home, and never returns to the gym. The joke is about social anxiety, escalating a harmless lie, and choosing an absurd escape over admitting the truth.

• @jeppa420 / 9244 2020-11-08