The Guy Is Holding His Weener

Text on the meme

OK HERE I GO. HERE COMES THE PEE. I CAN DO THIS OH GOD IT'S NOT COMING OUT... THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS PEEING SO CONFIDENTLY... HEY FELLA... WHERE'S YOUR PISS? WHAT'S WRONG? I CAN'T HEAR YOUR PISS OH NO... WAIT A MINUTE... THERE'S NO PEE! THIS GUY'S JUST HOLDING HIS WEENER!

What it means

A four-panel comic shows a nervous blond man at a urinal trying to pee while the bald man beside him appears to be urinating confidently. The punchline reveals that the other man was only holding his penis, turning the blond man's anxiety into absurd embarrassment. It is used as a reaction to overthinking, performance anxiety, or being intimidated by someone who only appears more confident. EN: A four-panel comic shows a nervous blond man at a urinal trying to pee while the bald man beside him appears to be urinating confidently. The punchline reveals that the other man was only holding his penis, turning the blond man's anxiety into absurd embarrassment. It is used as a reaction to overthinking, performance anxiety, or being intimidated by someone who only appears more confident.

Objects

blond man / блондин bald man with mustache / лысый мужчина с усами urinal divider / перегородка у писсуара urinal / писсуар green shirt / зелёная рубашка pink shirt / розовая рубашка sweat drops / капли пота speech bubbles / речевые пузыри purple bathroom wall / фиолетовая стена в туалете red comic panel borders / красные рамки комикса