Make Your Own Intellectual Argument

MAKE YOUR OWN INTELLECTUAL ARGUMENT 1. YOUR BIRTH MONTH 1: ANTIFA 2: VENEZUELA 3: JOSEPH STALIN 4: BARACK OBAMA 5: TRANSGENDERISM 6: THE “TOLERANT” LEFT 7: ADOLF HITLER 8: WOKE COLLEGE 9: MY WIFE 10: GEORGE SOROS 11: SCIENCE 12: KARL MARX 2.LAST VOWEL IN YOUR NAME A: CLAIMS TO SUPPORT FREE SPEECH I: DOES NOT BELIEVE IN GOD E: DEMANDS TO HAVE MY RESPECT U: REQUESTS GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE O: COLLECTS MY TAXES Y: PRETENDS TO BE MORAL N/A: INSISTS TO LOVE ME 3. THE CURRENT HOUR 1: YET NEVER BOOTSTRAPS TO THE TOP 2: BUT AT THE SAME TIME SUPPORTS ISLAM 3: HOWEVER WILL NEVER HAVE A DISCUSSION 4: EXCEPT CONSTANTLY GETS OFFENDED 5: BUT WILL NEVER SHOW ME FEET PICS 6: YET SUPPORTS BIG GOVERNMENT SOCIALISM 7: APART FROM CONSERVATIVE EXPRESSION 8: BUT ALWAYS BURNS DOWN A CITY 9: HOWEVER HATES AMERICA AND GOD 10: YET WILL ALWAYS TRY TO TAKE MY GUNS 11: EXCEPT FOR MURDEROUS ABORTION 12: BUT SUPPORTS MASS IMMIGRATION WHAT DID YOU GET, LIBERALS?

This political parody worksheet combines a person’s birth month, the last vowel in their name, and the current hour to generate a supposedly “intellectual” argument about liberals. Its punchline is that every combination produces a stereotypical conservative accusation, mocking simplistic political generalizations and partisan chain-post formats.

• @jeppa420 / 8949 2020-11-01
• @beobanka / 5018 2020-11-17