Billionaire Bisexual Vampire Wolf

Text on the meme

The billionaire bisexual vampire wolf flashed his teeth, "I'm here to do sexy sex at you," he growled, rape-ily. She immediately began ovulating.

What it means

A woman sits by a window reading a book and drinking tea while the caption describes an absurdly seductive billionaire bisexual vampire wolf. The joke parodies overwrought paranormal-romance prose and is sent as a reaction to bizarre, aggressively sexual or unintentionally funny writing.

Objects

woman / женщина open book / открытая книга white cup / белая чашка tea / чай checkered shirt / клетчатая рубашка gray sofa / серый диван window / окно balcony railing / перила балкона houseplant / комнатное растение sunlight / солнечный свет