Normal Toilet vs Blizzard Toilet

Normal Toilet —You just sit and poop —Easy to flush —Use any toilet paper brand without restrictions —No bullshit BLIZZARD Toilet —Gets redesigned every 2 years —Seat is locked behind timegated content, will be taken from you next xpac —Have to farm a weekly currency to flush —Tank fill valve will be fixed in a later patch —Must commit to 1 of 4 toilet paper brands —You can change its color cause diversity or something

A comparison between a simple normal toilet and an absurd Blizzard-themed toilet covered in video game imagery. The Blizzard toilet requires grinding weekly currency, time-gated access, patches, limited toilet paper brands, and cosmetic customization, parodying the monetization, live-service design, and constant redesigns associated with Blizzard games. It is sent as a reaction to overcomplicated game systems, patches, and content restrictions. EN: A comparison between a simple normal toilet and an absurd Blizzard-themed toilet covered in video game imagery. The Blizzard toilet requires grinding weekly currency, time-gated access, patches, limited toilet paper brands, and cosmetic customization, parodying the monetization, live-service design, and constant redesigns associated with Blizzard games. It is sent as a reaction to overcomplicated game systems, patches, and content restrictions.

• @jeppa420 / 8511 2020-10-22