Americans Answer Like Dutch People

Text on the meme

If Americans answered the phone like Dutch people Hello with Floris. No, you're calling conveniently. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, OK. Good day. Good day day day day. Your cousin's dead. chocolade

What it means

A man in a kitchen plays both sides of a phone call, switching between a casual American caller and an exaggerated Dutch-speaking character with a long wig. The Dutch-style greeting repeats “yeah” and “good day” until the call abruptly ends with “Your cousin’s dead,” creating an absurd tonal contrast. It is used as a reaction to overly direct, awkward, or culturally stereotyped phone conversations.

Speech

Hello with Flores. No, you're calling conveniently. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. So now, okay. Good day. Good day. Day. Day. Day. Do-i-doi. No-do. Do-gu-gu-gu-gu-ga-ga. Who was that? Your cousin's dead.

Objects

man / мужчина man wearing a long brown wig / мужчина в длинном коричневом парике smartphone / смартфон striped shirt / рубашка в полоску black jacket / чёрная куртка white shirt / белая рубашка kitchen / кухня kitchen cabinets / кухонные шкафы oven / духовка chocolate package / упаковка шоколада